And We Hadn’t Even Uncorked the First Bottle of Wine Yet
September 13, 2008 § 1 Comment
Me: I have to admit, I definitely have a little crush on Tony Romo now.
Him: In spite of the Jessica Simpson thing?
Me: That part is unfortunate. I wish he was still with Carrie Underwood. Now it’s like he’s dating his own sloppy seconds.
Him: I don’t follow.
Me: Isn’t ‘sloppy seconds’ when, like, you hook up with a girl and then Adam hooks up with the same girl later?
Him: Yes, but it’s just one girl.
Me: Right but I’m saying two blonde girls, first one of high quality and now one of much lower quality and … you’re right. It doesn’t work.
Him: You know, explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog — you see what’s inside, but the frog dies.
Me: But … but … the frog is already dead before you start dissecting it. You don’t KILL the frog.
Him: You’re right.
Me: Wait, what were we just talking about?