Color Me Unhapppppy
March 9, 2008 § Leave a comment
–When and how did it get to be 10 p.m. on Sunday night, without me noticing, or GETTING TIRED?
–Matt Damon has knocked up his stupid wife again. George, you can go ahead and knock up boring-but-eats-scorpions-Sarah whenever, I now, finally, see it coming.
–I didn’t win at bingo despite coming extremely close about 18 times. And there are only 20 games, total.
–Last year at this time, I was outside, wandering, hand holding. 2008 IS TOO COLD.
–Work = PBBBBBBBBBBBT.
–Where the HELL is the April Vanity Fair, Mailperson?! Someone’s gonna get cut if it doesn’t come soon.