How We First Answered Some of the Marriage Counselor’s Questions

June 20, 2007 § Leave a comment

‘Tell me what you find romantic.’
Me: Money?
Scott: A third person in bed?

‘Tell me some things you’re doing right now that are romantic.’
Me: Anal?
Scott: Oral?

‘Tell me some of the things that bother you about your relationship right now.’
Me: The gray cat.
Scott: Yeah, the gray cat.

‘Tell me some things you’re going to do after today that are romantic.’
Me: Oral?
Scott: Anal?

(No, nothing’s wrong; it’s just the whole pre-marital thing that everyone recommends doing. And we eventually gave her honest answers [NOT MADE-UP ANSWERS LIKE THESE, PEOPLE {And by ‘people’ we mean ‘mom’ and ‘dad’ and ‘boss’ and ‘coworkers.’}]. Seriously, if our relationship has any faults, it’s our inability to take anything seriously.)

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