No One Writes to This Shampoo Solo Website, Including the Colonel

June 10, 2007 § Leave a comment

I’m sorry.
I’m sorry I never write.
I’m sorry I never wrote you back.
I’m sorry I’m so unreliable.
I’m sorry I’m completely unpredictable.
I’m sorry I keep letting you down.
I’m sorry I can’t keep my word.
I’m sorry I can’t stick to a routine.
I’m sorry for making this so hard.
I’m sorry.
I’m sorry.
I’m sorry.

I feel guilty about it all the time. And the funny thing is, it’s the opposite of how I am in real life. (Because apparently to me, this isn’t real life.)

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