Yes, One Yogurt
March 4, 2007 § 2 Comments
One time, not too long ago, the checkout girl at our Giant held up a package of Dannon Light & Fit and looked at Scott and I, and said, “One yogurt!?” in the most scandalized and incredulous voice I think I may have ever heard. As if she could not possibly imagine anyone ever buying just one yogurt, why would anyone do that, when there are also delicious packages of Peach and Strawberry Banana and Vanilla and Raspberry and Blueberry right there in the dairy aisle just waiting to be scooped up? Only $0.50 each!
Now, whenever one of us says something crazy, like “Let’s shave Reno!” or “Beerfest was a much better movie than Accepted,” the standard response is “One yogurt?” and usually, unfortunately, other people are around, and they look at us like we’re off our rockers.
So now you know why.