Recently Submitted McSweeney’s List That John Warner Didn’t Even Have the Decency to Reject

February 25, 2007 § 1 Comment

Things I Have Been Able to Do Today, My First Day of Taking NV Beauty Weight Loss Pill, That I Am Ordinarily Not Able to Do*

Not eat
Not eat
Not eat
Not eat
Not eat
Not sleep

*I am not actually taking any diet pills, Mom.

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