Fill in the Blank
February 1, 2007 § 6 Comments
A coworker recently recommended that I take my bonus this year to a fancy restaurant and drop $500 on a meal.
Clearly, this person doesn’t know me or Scott and all.
If we had $500 to blow on anything, we’d definetely spend it on ___.
(I can’t decide what to put in the blank. A Namibian baby? [Don’t I make enough Namibian baby jokes?] Strippers? [ Don’t I make enough stripper jokes?] A pony? Or maybe the honest-to-Betsy realistic stuff, like fancy blinds for the bedroom or a new dresser for Scott or one-quarter of a plasma TV.
Oh, screw it. We’d spend it on strippers.)