If you are repeatedly taunted by a piece of black plastic left over from when the new TV was delivered, YOU MUST BITE EEET!
(Lately, all Scott and I* do is talk in ridiculous Cute Overload terminology. In a joking way, obviously. Erm. Obviously. Did you know that the girl who runs CO also works at Apple? It’s true. It’s not enough that she has the most popular website in America, she also constantly gets hit on the head by the free iPods and iPhones and iTunes download cards and black turtlenecks that just magically fall from the sky when you work at Apple. As if her life wasn’t already charmed enough! No, I’m not jealous. Why would I be jealous?!)
*Scott and I = I.
