I love this dress. I love how wrong it looks together, how completely mismatched, how it’s kind of how, in another life, I used to dress on a regular basis.
I tried it on today, and THANK BEER it didn’t fit me very well. It also made me think about what Marc Jacobs must fantasize about. DUDE, YOU’RE WEIRD.

This dress is actually called The Meredith. THANK BEER it is ugly; if it was the slightest bit cute, I’d have no choice but to buy it.

My current clothing focus: Figuring out what to wear to the Derby. The Kentucky Derby, y’all.