Let’s Talk About Elizabeth Banks’ ‘Lucky’ Mag Cover …

Start by drinking a good, long look at this:

I won’t go into her face or her impossibly-flat tummy because Photoshopping isn’t my main concern here.

My concern is that monstrosity of a dress, which I’d wager came directly from some sort of Project Runway All-Stars challenge / Lucky crosspromotion, Make a Dress Out of Items From CVS, using the following materials:

• Tissue Boxes
• Gum Wrappers
• Washcloths
• Hair nets
• Tampons

Seriously, who thought this dress was cover-worthy? But no, I’m wrong. It’s not from All-Stars (is anyone watching that? no? me either, didn’t think so). It’s Stella McCartney. And costs $3,845.

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