This Is What We Call Being ‘Self-Served’

Me: You know, I’m not sure where Gulfstream Park is. For some reason, I want to say it’s in Arkans–
Him: For the love of God, do not finish that sentence.
Me: Why not?
Him: Why just watched the Florida Derby.
Yes, sometimes, I am that dumb.

What I’ve Been Doing Since January

I feel guilty about my three-month blog absence, so I am going to explain where I went after January 19.
Scott’s birthday is February 3. The three weeks in between that time, I spent on his birthday gift, which, since it comes so quickly after our anniversary and Christmas, is kind of a bite in the [...]

While in the Waiting Room, Pre-MRI

‘I brought you Wired. Why are you reading my Star?’
‘I’m reading about Chris Pine’s new movie.’
‘OH YEAH???’
‘It’s called ‘Makin Pancakes.’ He just makes pancakes for 90 minutes. ‘
‘I will go to see that.’
‘I just made that up, you cougar.’