When You Got (the Opposite of) a Sentimental Heart, OR I Might Be Ill, Please Tell Me I’m Not

‘Do you ever have those moments in life … When you, like, catch yourself in a moment … and you’re saying, wait, I’m happy here in the moment?’
–Ben Stiller, Reality Bites
That line stuck with me when I first saw ‘Reality Bites’ in college — I feel like it stuck with a lot of people I [...]

Things I Am Currently Liking, A Lot.

ESPN Magazine’s Cover Photo, December Issue

This came in the mail yesterday, and I immediately fawned all over it. It’s entirely predictable of me, because it has that ‘Ocean’s 11′ / ‘Reservoir Dogs’ sort of feel, but it’s so really well done — obviously not something Ben Roethlisberger actually posed for, but visual trickery.
Jon Hamm’s Gap [...]

See, Because Goalies Are Supposed to Play FOR FREE

Exterior Rink, After the Season Opener
Team Captain/Husband: Everyone who showed up tonight paid me their fee for the season except one person.
Me: Oooh, who? Wes?
Team Captain/Husband: No.
Me: Jeff!
Team Captain/Husband: Nope.
Me: Gerry!
Team Captain/Husband: Ah, no.
Me: That new guy whose name I don’t know!
Team Captain/Husband: No.
Me: That other new guy whose name I don’t know!
Team Captain/Husband: And [...]

When I Say No, You Say Yes!

Me: I’m craving a glass of wine, but it’s Sunday, and it’s already 9:45, and I ate all those Reese’s Pieces, and I don’t want to get a stomach ache.
Him: Have a glass of white … Hasn’t ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ taught you anything? It’s like not even drinking!