Actual Feedback My Husband Has Left for Sellers on eBay

My kitten Mr. Woolensworth loves this item. Thanks again!
I wish this item was more circular.
I found $10 in my jeans today.
He went to Jared’s.
really good i used it to ward off zombies
PUPPY CHOW
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner’s baby is named “Violet.”
Your cardboard mailers are better than Jesus.
Q-switching is a means of producing a very short laser [...]

All I Want for Christmas Is Ten Million Dollars

One of the first things I did when we got back to Virginia was sift through the mail. The highlight, for me, was the arrival of the Neiman Marcus Christmas Book, which is always uber-ridiculous.
Imagine my surprise, when on page 82, I saw this:
“Three Chimneys will build you a stable of 12-15 thoroughbreds and with [...]

Five Different Kinds of Crazy

Attention, Sports Night fans: The 10th anniversary DVD set is now available. And, um, in an interview with EW, Aaron Sorkin is quoted as saying “I’d love to write another couple of seasons I would steal Felicity from Desperate Housewives and Peter from Dirty Sexy Money.”
This needs to happen. And I need to buy this [...]

Sweetheart, What’s Another Word for Murderous?

So, we are in Lexington. We leave tomorrow morning but I thought perhaps, seeing as we have, in two days, exhausted every possible avenue of fun in Lexington, I would spend this night filling everyone in on what we have been doing on vacation (because we are just sitting in the hotel room drinking and [...]

We Are Leaving for Lexington Soon

Me: I was reading an article today about the worst places for a breakup.
Him: What were they?
Me: Anywhere in private, basically. And at the other person’s office.
Him: You know where I heard is a perfect place to break up with someone?
Me: No?
Him: Kentucky.
According to the Mister, our marriage was due for a good, long road [...]

I Have No Doubt I Will Tell My Grandchildren This Story

I have two creative meetings a day, one in the morning and one in the afternoon; there are two “designated drivers” in both of these meetings — these are the people who fire up the good old AOL client and project their desktop onto a big fancy screen for all to see.
As an occasional meeting [...]

Feeling Threatened by Our Cooing Over OMGKitty.com …

Indiana Mousekowitz turned the volume on the cute button up to “mind blowing.”