Entries from July 2008

July 30, 2008

My Current Obsessions

Incoming
Pundit: Suze Orman
TV Show on DVD: Mad Men
TV Show on for Real: MVP
Video Game: Rock Band
Book: Divisadero
Hobby: Kicking Ass at Hockey
Outgoing
Pundit: Dan Abrams
TV Show on DVD: Californication
TV Show on for Real: My Boys
Video Game: Guitar Hero
Book: Free Food for Millionaires
Hobby: Sucking Ass at Hockey
Still Rock Solid
The New Pornographers
Psych
Wii Tennis
Powerade Zero

July 22, 2008

I’d Stand Up and Punch Them Out

I have been busy with working, at the real workplace and also on a fall fashion project I took on to allow myself to indulge in fall fashion. (Actually, that’s a lie; the freelance cash is all going toward a cleaning service, which will improve my life exponentially.)
Other things that have been happening, which may [...]

July 16, 2008

Exposing the Geeks With Just One Syllable

Setting: Weekday Morning, Creative Review Meeting, 10:38 a.m.

Boss: So, Darth Vader isn’t the No. 1 movie villian of all time?
Co-Worker: No, No. 1 is Voldemort.
Me: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Co-workers Who Are Harry Potter Nerds: Laughter.
Co-Workers Who Are Not Potter Nerds: Confused looks.

July 15, 2008

I Know Our Honeymoon Was Seven Months Ago

But I finally just got this photo scanned into digital format — while in Mexico, we went horseback riding on the beach, and you were also allowed to unsaddle your horse and take it into the ocean for a swim. It was my first experience both riding bareback and swimming with a horse. Apparently horses [...]

July 13, 2008

How Have I Not Written About MVP?

People. This show is ridiculous. It centers around a faux team of hockey players and the many, many ladies who bonk them. It’s airing on SoapNet at 11 p.m. Thursday nights; that net picked it up from Canadian channel CBC.
The most ridiculous part is that CBC canceled the show after its first season, but yet [...]

July 10, 2008

So Hot Right Now

There are two playlists on my iPod right now — the latest CD by The Kills, and The Ting-Tings, and they are right next to other thanks to the wild coincidence of having ‘the’ in their names — and I think it’s weird that both albums have bizarre songs with similar themes.
The Kills, ‘Sour Cherry’: [...]

July 9, 2008

For You There’s Not Any Warning

I probably shouldn’t admit this in such a public forum (oh, hi, my full real name), but I have misbehaved this past week, and I must confess.
I have been picking and choosing which stop signs and traffic signals I will obey.
There are two atrociously wasteful stop signs near our place, and one near work, and [...]

July 8, 2008

Fire in the Disco! Fire in the Taco Bell!

Before I go into this long-ass recap of the late-night fire alarm, know this: The fire alarm seems to go off frequently in our building. It’s not unusual for me to find the big heavy fire doors locked shut in our wing when I leave for work early in the morning. It’s not unusual for [...]

July 6, 2008

I Left the Game to Find You at the Pavement

The Husband and I have a number of games we play, some on a daily basis, some weekly, some very rarely. These are not board games (though we do play those) or video games (Jesus Christ the Lord Almighty knows how much we play those), these are made-up games that exist, most likely, between the [...]

July 5, 2008

Going to 16th and Valencia

Me: I had a dream last night that Barnes and Noble was having a huge sale — buy nine books, get 11 free.
Him: That would be a crazy sale.
Me: It was awesome. It was all books — new releases, hardcovers, paperbacks. Any book. It was a great dream.
Him: It was also an incredibly nerdy dream.
As [...]