The Road Outside My House Is Paved With Good Intentions

Him: I called the limo place in ____ to get a quote today.
Me: And?
Him: $180 for two hours.
Me: What?! That’s absurd. Did you tell them it was for a wedding?
Him: Yes.
Me: There’s the problem, then. You say “wedding” and vendors get dollar signs in their eyes. Never say wedding, they jack up the prices!! You [...]

My Grandma Ain’t the Only One Calling Me “Baby”

The wedding machinery is starting to churn. (The date is December 8, for anyone who [quite understandable] lost track in the 14 months since we got engaged.) I’m already starting to looking forward to December 9, when all this planning and crafting and researching will be finished and I can focus on being married and [...]

Gray Dress, Brown Sweater, Brown Boots

Me: I feel like I kind of look like Lando Calrissian today.
Him: I don’t see that at all.
Me: Oh.
Him: You sound disappointed.
Me: I am.